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Movie Quotes Not to Say in Bed


Everyone loves quoting movies, but you can’t just quote any movie at any time. In the heat of passion you should choose your words carefully. Something like, “Me so horny. Me love you long time” is bound to do the trick because the last thing you want to do is spout off one of these famous quotes while in bed with someone you care about.
10. It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
– Frankenstein
9. You’ll shoot your eye out.
– A Christmas Story
8. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
– The Fly
7. I’ve been slimed.
– Ghostbusters
6. Show me the money.
– Jerry McGuire
5. Bring out the Gimp.
– Pulp Fiction
4. Say hello to my little friend.
– Scarface
3. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
– The Wizard of Oz
2. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
– Planet of the Apes
1. That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
– Babe

Do you got any, we would love to hear them?

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One response

  1. Those are great! I have to admit, I do find myself saying #6 more than I’d expect.

    July 29, 2010 at 9:27 am

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